1740. a lesson in pre-empted trolling.

"ministers in our country earn a lot."

"how much is 'a lot'?"

"as-"

"you had me at 'ass'. ohhhh yeah."

"-tronomical sum... wtf dude."

1127. "when it gets cold, just get awesome and you're good."

"what are you talking about? i AM awesome."

"really? awesome is my second middle name."

"what's your first?"

"f*cking."

0137. ms octopus has this fetish. she absolutely loves pressing her nails on my nose and face to expel blackheads, mimicking facial treatment's extraction process. which i hate. she does it quite well but it hurts like fuck. i bear with it every time she does so by just squirming around and muttering muffled painful noise.

and we're going to krabi for a short getaway this thursday. so guess what?

cl@rice says (1:33 AM):
oh yah i've 4 days of facial for you
woah!!
hon says (1:33 AM):
shit....

fml.

0110. andy approaches me with his relationship problems.

feng says (1:09 AM):
argh
hon
oh
nevermind
hon says (1:09 AM):
awesome monologue

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0022. so 3 cocksters were rambling about the charity show on TV when one of them spotted a minister onscreen.

S: "and there's mr goh."

H (who wasnt really watching the show): "who's mr goh?"

S: "our pm lah."

H (erm, who also wasnt really into politics): "who cares..."

*hesitates*

H: "er... MR GOH IS OUR PM?!"

S (not yet realises his mistake): "no meh?"

H: "WTF!"

S (finally realises his mistake): "oops! our pm. is mr lee."

K (whom i guess must have been laughing his ass off): "hahahaha. S, you really deserved to be gan."

1702. "i kinda hate working with ****-san, even though she's quite hot."

"why?"

"she's a yes-man! or woman. always saying yes to the client..."

"and that's no good? try asking her for XXX, maybe she'll say yes."

"ooh. maybe she'll undress and go onegaishimasu~."

ROFL.

1815. getting weird punishments for making weird remarks.

cl@rice says (6:09 PM):
hmm is ok lah
i shld be able to do myself
juz a few email reports to send
and waiting for a proposal
IAWИOH says (6:10 PM):
wah!
proposal
lol...
who's the lucky guy? =p
cl@rice says (6:12 PM):
dear dear!
cl@rice says (6:13 PM):
to shut u up..u shall help me submit leads online again
haha

morale of the story: when you look for trouble, you WILL indefinitely find it. haha.

ps: i love my gf. =)

1251. lez, with his cock and balls project. LOL!

IAWИOH says (12:44 PM):
what's 'the cock'?
zuwei says (12:44 PM):
shuttlecock launcher
zuwei says (12:45 PM):
lol
for badminton players
IAWИOH says (12:47 PM):
OOOH
interesting!
zuwei says (12:47 PM):
yep
IAWИOH says (12:47 PM):
somewhat like the tennis ball launcher?
zuwei says (12:47 PM):
kinda
but trickier
IAWИOH says (12:47 PM):
yea
projectile trajectories and such
nice =)
zuwei says (12:47 PM):
lol
that aint much prob
IAWИOH says (12:47 PM):
it should be able to execute SMASHES
HAHAHAA
zuwei says (12:47 PM):
the launch is hard
yep
IAWИOH says (12:48 PM):
cos the cock isnt round like normal balls
cock and balls
zuwei says (12:48 PM):
yep
IAWИOH says (12:48 PM):
nice project u have going on here
HAHAHAA
zuwei says (12:48 PM):
enuff of the innuendos there
lol
IAWИOH says (12:48 PM):
hahahahaha
zuwei says (12:48 PM):
else i'm thinking you're coming on to me
;)
IAWИOH says (12:48 PM):
c'mon
IAWИOH says (12:49 PM):
u've made passes at me since 10 years ago?
cut me some slack, dude
=x

0350. "what would YOU dress up as during halloween this year?"

"adam, from the bible."

0048. so h1n1 cases are on the rise. k decided to search for PPCs (pandemic preparedness clinics) through moh's site. here goes the msn convo.

kenophobic says (12:36 AM):
moh use street directory
IAWИOH says (12:37 AM):
lmao
kenophobic says (12:37 AM):
instead of gothere.sg
http://www.street-directory.com/hpb.ppc/
IAWИOH says (12:37 AM):
i clicked boon lay
kenophobic says (12:38 AM):
how many u have?
IAWИOH says (12:38 AM):
and i got a very very despairing result
"Sorry, there is no clinic found from your search criteria."
so we're screwed?
lol!
kenophobic says (12:38 AM):
U SURE?
IAWИOH says (12:38 AM):
yea
u try boon lay
kenophobic says (12:39 AM):
EH REALLY LEI

and so, dear folks from boon lay, if the pandemic hits, we're all fucked.

or so i thought.

later, k found out there were 10 in jurong west, an area closer to me. compared to his 6 in marine parade.

ok saved! =D

0326."so, are you going to halloween's in a white sheet of cloth, pretending to be a ghost?"

"hahaha, yea i am. what about you? found a costume yet?"

"no, i havent. am looking for something frightful."

"oh. go dressed as the financial crisis. you'll be the scariest thing there!"

1831. "a what?!"

"you heard me! you dont think im good? or at least at a certain comparable standard?"

"i didnt say your works suck."

"then what's wrong?"

"it's just weird you know."

"how so? how so? how so??"

"hello? whoever has heard of a colourblind designer before? it's like you're mute and you're trying to be a rapper or something..."

"well, it's not like im TOTALLY blind!"

"... but dont worry, im sure good things will come out from your pair of screwed up eyes."

"yea, look forward to the nice monochromatic piece i'll design for your obituary! foc!"

"asshole!"