0240. the following is a recruitment advertorial, brought to you by the random author.
I AM HIRING!
position(s) vacant: FRIEND
jobscope:
1) to grow to understand me as i will grow to do so for you
2) to be there (or be sacked) in good times and bad
3) to be open and forthright with criticisms yet generous wherever requires praise
4) to be steady and on and ready to have fun not at the expense of me or any other friends
5) to actively strive to strengthen friendship that we will build
note:
1) insensitive, self centered, passive applicants will be ignored
2) age, gender and sexual preference will not affect the candidacy in any way
3) ownership of a vehicle will be a plus though relatively unimportant
CLICK HERE TO APPLY NOW!
only successful candidates will be notified in person. thank you.
2 comments:
i cannot apply!! 404 not found!!
too late, i removed the form le. =x
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