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0142. ndp09 is only a month away. i wonder how many of us are genuinely excited over our country's birthday? or is it none of our business at all? let's find out.

those who are under the age of 12: "clap clap cheer cheer (for what also dunno, just do it for fun)!"

those who are still in army: "knnbccb, tio ndp. nvm, got free kfc."

those who are no longer in the army: "heng ord liao! ndp can go and fuck off!"

those who are anti big outdoor crowds: "go there so squeezy and noisy, and no aircon! worse than squeezing on mrt!"

those who are lazy: "watch at home better. got aircon and can switch to hbo if boring also."

those who are into pyrotechnics: "sit at the bay watch for what? watch from the bridge better!"

those who are currently working or studying full time: "LONG WEEKEND!"

and lastly, those who think like me: "not sure why people are cheering and being happy when the gahmen is burning taxpayer's moolah for the same shit every year. nothing fresh, and nothing to clap about!"