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0248. the following are some steps you can follow to become a socially dysfunctional asshole (with too much time on his hand) on facebook.

1) add random people you know from facebook games and write random comments like "wow what an ugly elephant" on their pictures showing their kids or "why did you even come back?" on their holiday photos and also comment "liposuction, you need it very much" on pictures showing their female friends.

2) tag their pictures with embarrassing things like "drool", "pubic hair" or "fart!" all over.

3) post up random crap as your profile detail like how your last name is pitt, liv tyler used to be your ex and you're here to be a menace just so that you'll be fair to everyone by issuing a fair warning.

4) learn how to hack your way up the ranks of as many facebook games as you can then tell everyone else how to hack those games.

5) put up really disgusting pictures of defecate as your profile pictures.

6) you might as well start a photo album too with nothing but faeces photography then tag all the poop as everyone you know so that they can view the album.

7) keep changing your status every 2 minute or so with lines you can grab from either the book you're reading, the webpage you're surfing or even from the song you're tuning in to at that very moment.

8) try to fill up your friend's status comment box by repeated commenting on his or her status with "woohoo! lookie my friend wrote a new status!"

9) if anyone retaliates to your actions, keep writing on their walls "DICK LICK!" for BOTH guys and gals.

and last but not least!

10) avoid doing the above 9 things and become a stupid nuisance to the facebook community and your friends... NOT! keep at it until an admin bans you from facebook. prolly for spamming and/or disrespectful to the property of other users.

but trust me... nothing on facebook is anyone's. they're EVERYONE'S. nothing you upload online is yours to keep. or even facebook's. it becomes a public item not bound by vandalism laws. so go ahead, make some trouble.

no one needs another social networking site to rule our already pathetic lives.

warning! the author will take no responsibility or at any time admit influence to facebook users having taken any actions as written above!