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0143. if i were to amplify my coughing by 1 notch, i'll cough till i puke my dinner.

2 notches will make me vomit both my lungs out.

3 notches will totally eviscerate me of all my organs from my throat onwards to my bowels.

4 will cause me to explode, tearing half the flat apart.

and finally, at 5 notches up, i will implode, resulting a nuclear holocaust and a rain of blood that will last the next 3 years.

luckily for me, there's [insert generic medicine name]. stops coughs effectively, with slight drowsiness. (if affected, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. heck, dont even go to work at all!)

ps: shake your booty well before use.