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2302. 10 reasons why halloween parties are great:

1) the only day you get to dress up like a geek and get away with it

2) or as a flasher in an oversized trench coat and a g-string under it... whichever floats your boat AND STILL get away with it

3) also, the only day usually geeky chicks actually have a reason to dress up like a slut

4) and by sluts i meant fake nurses / santarinas / succubi / etc in less than conservative costumes, but DEFINITELY not that guy in the drag queen get up

5) speaking about the drag queen; take a picture with the dude and victimise a friend by fake tagging him on facebook =D

6) high five every strangers on public transport, not only those in costumes

7) or simply terrorise everyone on the streets with your less than flattering outfit, be it scary or geeky or just pure disgusting / obscene

8) of course, the celebrated bloody mary goes at an extra cheap price, so drink up!

9) actually, so does other drinks... depending on where you go

10) plus this happens only once a year, just like national day / april fool's / children's day / your grandmother's birthday / etc, but you have all the right to be retarded because no one should recognise you in your get up...

unless your costume isn't creative. then it'll suck to be you.