23.5.11

1916. a closet alcoholic comes out.

"things that are good for you always taste like shit."

"like celery and medicine?"

"yup."

"and alcohol? ... oops."

"i see what you did there!"

3.5.11

1740. a lesson in pre-empted trolling.

"ministers in our country earn a lot."

"how much is 'a lot'?"

"as-"

"you had me at 'ass'. ohhhh yeah."

"-tronomical sum... wtf dude."

22.2.11

1744. somehow, someone has placed this irreparable gap between us.

10.2.11

0210. im not much of a gambler hence ive never been an avid texas hold 'em poker player. but lately, due to the chinese new year festivities, ive been parking at the tables and dealt cards to. everyone seemed to become more willing to gamble during this season, and i am one of such persons.

being at table playing poker is exciting. the adrenalin rush of trying to beat the other players through not only sheer luck but skill and deceit is addictive. but thinking back, what really makes people gambling addicts is the mentality they bring to the table.

never ever have the mindset that you are playing to recuperate losses.

if you have lost money, be contented with it. you may have sacrificed in a monetary sense, but at least walk away having learnt a lesson to play wiser, to rely less on luck and more on skill.

even if you have won money, STILL be contented with it. you may use the advantage of having more monetary power to out-bet other players, but the risk is always present WHENEVER a bet is involved.

finally, the most important experience that ive absorbed while playing poker is learning when to fold. even though sometimes you are confident of your cards' ability to win the round, acquiring the foresight to know a bad deal from a good one and not letting your ego override it is vital.

in a game of poker, and in fact in any game of chance, ANYTHING MAY HAPPEN. play wisely and fold wisely.

here's wishing good luck for the lunar year of the rabbit.

19.1.11

1858. parkour. invented by ancient french adulterers to get the fuck out of the scene of crime.

12.1.11

1127. "when it gets cold, just get awesome and you're good."

"what are you talking about? i AM awesome."

"really? awesome is my second middle name."

"what's your first?"

"f*cking."

25.12.10

0414. sand is my mortal enemy. solid granular in immeasurable amounts. annoying in the rain/shade/evening, annoying AND blistering in the heat/sun.

if we're doing NYE at tanjong beach club, im going to hazmat suit up. for the heck of it, even if not for the ubiquitous sand.

anyway, merry christmas. enjoy the rest of 2010 while it lasts.